This episode was odd to say the least. I was expecting raunchy jokes once we got the special TV-14 warning at the start of the episode. I just didn’t expect the plots to be so disappointing. Holly comes back to take over as the Sex Ed teacher at Mckinley. Yay… This really puts a hitch in Emma’s plans to take over the school with her celibacy club with it’s three members. Rachel joins enthusiastically while Quinn is probably just there to get back her image seeing as she’s spending her free time getting hickeys from Finn.
When Brittany has a pregnancy scare..and by scare I mean a stork builds a nest outside her house and she automatically thinks shes pregnant..it dawns on Will that his kids are all poorly informed about the birds and the bees. He asks Holly for help with informing the class and this means a dirty musical number with her singing lead. I understand he’s trying to help but..I feel like they’d get fired for this in real life. This performance of Do You Wanna Touch Me There is all sorts of awkward. Boobs everywhere.
Speaking of boobs, Brittany is confused about her relationship with Santana and Santana’s refusal to talk about it isn’t helping any. What they’ve been doing is all in good fun to her but Brittany thinks she may have developed feelings. She asks Holly for some help to get Santana to open up. Cue the love confused guitar of Holly who is apparently going to be in every song tonight. They perform Landslide and Santana sheds some tears as she seems finally ready to open up to Brittany. She confesses her love to Brittany while admitting how terrified she is of being accepted. Brittany in turn shuts her down because she doesn’t want to hurt Artie.
A few of the other kids instead of being celibate, want to be more sexy. Lauren wants to make a sex tape with Puck to secure her the same type of fame of Kim Kardashian. Gurl you’re better off. Holly puts a stop to her dreams of stardom by reminding them that such a tape would be considered child porn. When Sue informs Blaine and Kurt about New Directions intentions of sexing up Regionals, Blaine decides they need to practice their charm during performances. They sing Animal for a group of girls from a neighboring school and Kurt is horrible during it. He makes faces similar to gas pains according to Blaine and that just about sums it up for me. Blaine is worried that Kurt’s embarrassment about sex will hurt him in the future so he goes to Burt to encourage him to have The Talk. While initially wanting to kill himself when Burt brings it up, Kurt listens to the Father of the Year give an amazing speech about love and sex and Kurt’s self worth.
Last but not least, while Schue is busy being gross and creepy with Holly in the choir room, Emma comes up with her own performance with the girls of her celibacy club. She thinks it only fair to celebrate both sides of the debate because before now, she has been getting endlessly mocked by Holly. Rude. The club performs a little Afternoon Delight and Emma is shocked to learn it isn’t actually about dessert. Poor girl. Carl begs Holly for help because as of yet, Emma and he have yet to get it on. Emma admits she’s confused about her feelings for Will and Carl offers to give her some space.
Funniest Quotes of the Night:
Finn: Cucumbers can give you aids?!
Puck: Apart from my afternoon deuce, it’s my favorite part of the day!
By Noelle | Published in Rickey
When Brittany has a pregnancy scare..and by scare I mean a stork builds a nest outside her house and she automatically thinks shes pregnant..it dawns on Will that his kids are all poorly informed about the birds and the bees. He asks Holly for help with informing the class and this means a dirty musical number with her singing lead. I understand he’s trying to help but..I feel like they’d get fired for this in real life. This performance of Do You Wanna Touch Me There is all sorts of awkward. Boobs everywhere.
Speaking of boobs, Brittany is confused about her relationship with Santana and Santana’s refusal to talk about it isn’t helping any. What they’ve been doing is all in good fun to her but Brittany thinks she may have developed feelings. She asks Holly for some help to get Santana to open up. Cue the love confused guitar of Holly who is apparently going to be in every song tonight. They perform Landslide and Santana sheds some tears as she seems finally ready to open up to Brittany. She confesses her love to Brittany while admitting how terrified she is of being accepted. Brittany in turn shuts her down because she doesn’t want to hurt Artie.
A few of the other kids instead of being celibate, want to be more sexy. Lauren wants to make a sex tape with Puck to secure her the same type of fame of Kim Kardashian. Gurl you’re better off. Holly puts a stop to her dreams of stardom by reminding them that such a tape would be considered child porn. When Sue informs Blaine and Kurt about New Directions intentions of sexing up Regionals, Blaine decides they need to practice their charm during performances. They sing Animal for a group of girls from a neighboring school and Kurt is horrible during it. He makes faces similar to gas pains according to Blaine and that just about sums it up for me. Blaine is worried that Kurt’s embarrassment about sex will hurt him in the future so he goes to Burt to encourage him to have The Talk. While initially wanting to kill himself when Burt brings it up, Kurt listens to the Father of the Year give an amazing speech about love and sex and Kurt’s self worth.
Last but not least, while Schue is busy being gross and creepy with Holly in the choir room, Emma comes up with her own performance with the girls of her celibacy club. She thinks it only fair to celebrate both sides of the debate because before now, she has been getting endlessly mocked by Holly. Rude. The club performs a little Afternoon Delight and Emma is shocked to learn it isn’t actually about dessert. Poor girl. Carl begs Holly for help because as of yet, Emma and he have yet to get it on. Emma admits she’s confused about her feelings for Will and Carl offers to give her some space.
Funniest Quotes of the Night:
Finn: Cucumbers can give you aids?!
Puck: Apart from my afternoon deuce, it’s my favorite part of the day!
By Noelle | Published in Rickey
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